This kind of shit happens around here every night.

Put out cat food, and you may or may not get cats.

And in case you're wondering, possums are not native to California. They are carpetbaggers, just like all the humans. "Nice weather, free lunch, woohoo".

I am fucking sick and tired of seeing Fabian Ciraolo's "ironic cartoon art". Every dork art-blog on the Dorkonet has been showing off the same stupid Thundercat and He-Man paintings.
Fuck the fucking fucking 80s, you little shitworms.

And speaking of bad comics.....ever seen Foreskin Man?
It's apparently antisemitic, maybe.

I believe very little. But this is easy to believe.
As one comment said: "David Icke called, he wants his shtick back."

Plus: "It's perhaps the biggest threat to the nation's mental wellbeing, yet it's freely available on every street – for pennies. The dealers claim it expands the mind and bolsters the intellect: users experience an initial rush of emotion (often euphoria or rage), followed by what they believe is a state of enhanced awareness. Tragically this "awareness" is a delusion. As they grow increasingly detached from reality, heavy users often exhibit impaired decision-making abilities, becoming paranoid, agitated and quick to anger. In extreme cases they've even been known to form mobs and attack people. Technically it's called "a newspaper", although it's better known by one of its many "street names", such as "The Currant Bun" or "The Mail" or "The Grauniad" (see me – Ed)."
Oh Mr. Brooker, what a naughty boy you are. Spank yourself.

Anyone for some Nancy Grace "fart fetishism"? Okay!

Insane Artist Corner: yet another Deviant Art cartoonist who makes everything look disgustingly cute: Polish dude Daekazu. Get an empty wastebasket before you click on that.