Mom-meee, kin I have a vagina cupcake?

Havenworks, long one of the ugliest websites
in the world, is gone.
But at least Yvette's is still there!



The Finnish government granted an official design patent.....for this.



Boo hoo, poor people of Santa Monica, they have to listen to airplane noise. Boo hoo hoo. (Ask the poor old lady how much her property is worth. According to homes.com, an average house in her Mar Vista neighborhood is worth $1.1 million.)



Insane Artist Corner: Dany Peschl, yep.



You know the music industry is fucked, when Elvis Costello tells his fans not to buy his new album.



Today's youth is just beginning to learn why Time magazine is shit. Coulda told them that.



"He told them, ‘Your daughter stole and she's banned from the store, and we're pressing charges. And she needs to sign this form saying she understands she can't come into any Safeways,'" Jones said, according to ABC News Seattle affiliate KOMO 4 News.
Savannah, who can't read or write yet, was forced to scribble on the piece of paper."



Gallery Of The Absurd still rules.
You and me, not so much.



Droolmaster still sucks. Just a reminder.