Tuesday, November 18, 2014

In the immortal words of Eric Corbett:

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT.

HA HA, FIRST AMENDMENT.

So what's the "most dangerous school in America"? It's not in the inner-city ghetto, and it's not in some decaying backwoods redneck town. It's on the Navajo rez. Thank you, Bureau of Indian Affairs. (And suck my balls.)

Ever heard of Stefan Molyneaux? Well, read this. And yes, the "anarcho-capitalist" has been editing his own Wikipedia article. (At one point it was over 48k bytes long, then his opponents chopped it down, and now he's using a new sockpuppet, Lfrankbalm, to build it up again.)

YouTube has a lot of "vloggers". And some of them are really creepy.

Fuck the ponies. just fuck them.

If you think America's nuclear missile arsenal is in good hands, let Mother Jones tell you otherwise.

Insane Artist Corner: let's have a round of applause for Priyesh Trivedi, creator of the kind of comic strip India deserves: Adarsh Balak. Somebody smokes the chronic, call a cop!

Want another story of Arizona crazy-shit? How 'bout the Mesa Police Department, and their amazing ability to have car accidents -- and cover them up.

The world goes to shit, and The Verge runs garbage like this and this.

Christmas is cumming! Don't forget to buy everyone a Scroguard!

(The picture came from Wikimedia Commons. Bet you didn't know they have hundreds of BDSM images. And the vast majority portray women as the "victims". Such a wonderful, magical educational resource.)

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Nothing about the fucking election, either

Who gives a ratshit? It doesn't matter who is in Congress or state houses, the whole damn thing is slowly going down the shithole. Wheee. Vote Libertarian, asswipes.


Ya like those stories about Arizona and their ongoing attempts to be more conservative, more stupid, and more corrupt than Florida? Consider the story of "Officer" Jeremy Sweet. Don't worry, some other police department in the state will hire his big dumb Mormon ass. And if that's not insane enough, how about this guy? And meanwhile, the developers (who are the actual operators of the state of Arizona) are preparing to pave even more worthless desert. And the school board of Gilbert wants their children to know nothing about contraception.


So, the Dartmouth campus paper proposed eliminating the Greek system. Good luck, guys.


SugarString is Verizon's attempt to create a "tech news site". A heavily censored site.


How much is a 330-square-foot shack on Telegraph Hill worth? How about $765,000?


Oh, the Internet is "not censored", is it? Then explain why these poor Filipino bastards have to look at your porn all day long?


Now, this is what I call revenge.


How is Homeland Security "protecting" us? They're keeping us from being poisoned by panties.
Panties, panties, panties. Ha ha ha.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Nothing about Michael Shermer or Richard Dawkins

Just this crap:


Alabama isn't really all that awful, is it? Yes. (And this was in Huntsville, the "sophisticated" part of Alabama.)


The world continues to go to shit, and The Verge wants to talk about a rumored Oreo cookie.


Remember an old post about the most popular video blogger on YouTube, a Swedish nerd who talks about videogames? Slate recently did an article about him. And people wonder why crap like Gamergate attracts so much attention. Gaming is the heroin of both Generation X and Y.


Meanwhile, Pando ran this long but priceless item about assholes in the Internet startup world. You can't claim to be an expert on the subject until you've read all of that.


Insane Artist Corner: Tom Pfannerstill. There's meticulous attention to detail, there's utter raving OCD lock-me-up-please madness, and then there's Pfannerstill. The "From The Street" objects are apparently made of carved wood and extremely detailed paintwork. Perhaps it keeps him out of the rubber room and the straitjacket.


OK Go posted a new video yesterday -- and within 6 hours, it received 2 million views.


Metafilter Is Shit: far and away, the most popular thread today was about movie adaptations of comic books. Even posts on rotten politics don't get the dweebs typing like comic books.


"He said he viewed one for just six seconds but the charges led to him being the subject of “widespread ridicule” and being mistakenly labelled a paedophile. After more than six months on bail, the charge of possession of an extreme pornographic image was dropped in December 2009 when prosecutors realised that the “animal” was a man dressed up in a tiger suit." I wish that was a joke, but apparently it isn't.

Happy Mother's Day! Merry 9/11!

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

HATE ALL OF YOU DIE SCUM SHIT HATE HATE HATE

There, you see, I have an OPINION. I'm not saying "blah".

Ever been through Beaver County, Utah? I have. One of the ugliest, deadest, and driest desert hellholes on earth. And in the middle of this hellhole you'll find the grim, hateful, conservative Mormon town of Milford. Whose downtown is full of disintegrating, boarded-up buildings. And just south of Milford is one of the world's largest industrial hog "farms", a place called Circle Four Farms. Never heard of it? Well, now you have! Enjoy your bacon, shithead!

It's nice to know that some places never change. Louisiana, for instance. Until it washes away, that is. Could be worse, you could be in Texas. Ha.

Saudi Arabia is the home of Mecca, one of Islam's holiest places. And if you think the Saudi government wants to "preserve" or "protect" Islamic historical sites, you would be wrong.

That happy place, Las Vegas, isn't supposed to dump mental patients in other cities. But they did, for many many years.

You fuckfaces, I'm not "boring" you, am I?

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Now I want a ham sandwich

After reading this.

New Dust Bowl? Everyone takes their part of the blame.

This is the current Attorney General of New Jersey. Yes, he was installed by Chris Christie. If you ever run into the bastard, ask him why the state is harassing a group of MIT students -- for writing a piece of software.

And we move one little step closer to what I expected: eventually it will be illegal to write computer code without a government-issued license. They license contractors and beauticians, after all, and evil code can destroy things of value. So the "reasoning" will go.

This made me laugh: "Our 100 Greatest IDM Tracks". The vast majority of these pieces are more than 10 years old, and fit into two general categories: either bland ambient music, or blatant ripoffs of Autechre or Aphex Twin. I only found six of those 100 tracks "interesting": 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and of course the classic "Fuck A Stranger In The Ass".

Ya wanna see how stupid people in Alabama really are? They fall for hoaxes like this one. Classic.

Yes, those stupid hipster turds in Brooklyn are being manipulated by real-estate developers. Boo hoo hoo.

"It's that whisper
     the susurration
        maybe just the high wind in the trees
             inviting you somewhere dangerous"
Fuck that shit. Elfquest sucks.

Insane Artist Corner: No Catalan cartoonist rules the universe like

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Folsom Street Fair was today

But that's what SF looks like every day. Why do they bother with a "fair"?


Another good reason to get out of software as a "career": the rise of the "brogrammer". Meaning, it's now suffering from institutional misogyny. Read this.


Yes, kiddies, one of the last major American-owned brewers, Pabst, was just bought by a Russian conglomerate. Suck on that, you hipster shit-eaters.


Didja like those Philadelphia-sucks items I posted before? Got another one, and it's deserving of an Insane Artist Corner tag: a photo series of people and places in the Kensington Avenue area of North Philly. Someday, all of America will look like that.


Meanwhile, in Montecito....."The polo field is brown. We are still able to play but it doesn't play as good." Oh, you poor little man.


And if it does rain, Californians suddenly can't drive. Including the cops.


"In Mr. Drier’s case, the primary surgeon, Dr. Nathaniel L. Tindel, had said he would accept a negotiated fee determined through Mr. Drier’s insurance company, which ended up being about $6,200. (Mr. Drier had to pay $3,000 of that to meet his deductible.) But the assistant, Dr. Harrison T. Mu, was out of network and sent the $117,000 bill. Insurance experts say surgeons and assistants sometimes share proceeds from operations, but Dr. Tindel’s office says he and Dr. Mu do not. Dr. Mu’s office did not respond to requests for comment."


Could be worse, he could have Dr. Eben Alexander on his case.


So just why do you nitwits watch this blog, anyway? Are you hoping for a glimpse of the next new Metasonix product? How about photos of mangled babies instead? Or your mother's anus? Personally I vote for the anus.


Or just go to Ratcave and read more about Shit-Jesus followers and asshole atheist bloggers. Yeah baby.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

PUSH COCK




You gotta love those funny and friendly stories about The Friendly City of Brotherly Love! Lovey love suck suck! So here's another one!


Ever heard of a band called "Diarrhea Planet"? Very well, have a dose of them. (Frat nerds?)


Insane Artist Corner: Dan LuVisi does excellent things to "beloved" cartoon characters. Attaboy.


Gmod videos just keep getting crazier and crazier. Why don't all games look like this?


British government bureaucrats don't often reach the heights of stupidity recently demonstrated by John Ashton. Although some of the crap spewed during the Scottish independence campaign is close.


Apparently long-form investigative journalism isn't quite dead yet. Consider this and this. Plus this nasty little item about degenerate gambling as a disease. I believe it.

(On the other hand, in Texas this seems to count as "journalism".)


Poor, poor little CIA employees. They don't like the cafeteria. Boo hoo.


Yeah, you're gonna move to Alaska, and escape the rat race. Suuuure.

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Weezer sucks! Weezer sucks!!!!

Need proof? Consider what Wikipedia, The Encyclopedia For Basement Dorks, says about Rivers Cuomo: "Some of Cuomo's fashion trademarks include his black glasses and his lightning bolt guitar strap. He has sported a bowl cut, most notably in the music video for "Undone - The Sweater Song". Other notable fashion trends include sporting a life preserver-styled vest,[45] growing a thick beard in mid-2002[46] and a brief suit-and-tie phase in summer 2002.[47] Cuomo has also been seen with a short moustache in the video for "Pork and Beans" and on the Red Album cover. Cuomo has said that he grew the moustache in honor of his daughter and that his father wore one just like his when Cuomo was born. During Weezer's hiatus between the albums Pinkerton and Weezer (Green Album), Cuomo had braces on his teeth. They were evidently removed before the release of the Green Album.[48]" Blaaaggghhhh!!!!

Why you should hate the English: does this work for you?

Philly, because it's awesome!

Why can't all Twitters look like this?

If you've got some kind of silly idea that Las Vegas is a happy place where the streets are paved with gold, casinos make millions every day, and everyone's happy, read this, this and this. And now you can run right out and buy some valuable Nevada desert real estate. Sucker.

All she did was to monkey with her smartphone whilst hurtling down the I-29, and then kill someone. What's so terrible about that? And it ended up all over the world.

Rock'n'roll is still dead. More proof.

"Orange County Superior Court Judge Scott Steiner (right) was censured for such multiple trysts with women. Kern County Superior Court Judge Cory Woodward (left) magnified the sanctionable conduct by not just having multiple trysts with his court clerk from July of 2012 until May of last year but engaging in such conduct in both his chambers and in public places. Both were censured but allowed to continue on the bench. Both are former prosecutors."

And speaking of prosecutors, anyone remember the infamous 1988 "Central Park jogger rape case", in which five men were found guilty and sentenced to long prison terms? Well, those five guys are getting $41 million from the city of New York. And fuck you, Mr. Bloomberg.

Oh yeah, this is a guaranteed success on the battlefield of the future.....

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Three bottles of mouthwash for "Shoenice", please.

Who's "Shoenice"? He's one of the trolliest trolls on YouTube. The "antics" include being rendered homeless, guzzling vodka, slamming absinthe, slamming shampoo, eating or drinking anything he can get in his mouth (apparently), appearing on cable TV, begging for donations, then being kicked off social media. And returning, and starting it all over again. He's on Facebook (under various names), Twitter (under various names), Reddit (under various names), etc. etc. Or something.



Isn't Des Hague a great, awesome guy? Well?


This story will tell you a great deal about Texas. And not much of it will be favorable.


Hunter Thompson's Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas is a classic comedy story. And if you'd like to see a hipster asshole pathetically try to recreate Thompson's travails, read this long pile of shit. (Although it does make a good point: Vegas is a self-parodying joke "city", and will inevitably become a slum/ruin.)


"Smarter, fresher, different", completely shallow and moronic: Ozy.


"Forty-two and single, I was jumping without a net into the potential person I was meant to be. I’d watched Larry Smith’s famous TED Talk about following one’s passion, and enrolled in an advertising portfolio class." And how'd that work out for you, Mister Genius? Yep, just another piece of moronic social-media-clickbait garbage from Salon. It's their "business model" now.


Why do you think there is a smarmy, insane TV comedy called It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia? Because the real Philadelphia is a smarmy, corrupt, insane hellhole. Try this and this for examples.


Do not read this!! Don't look at the GIFs! You'll regret it!


Tuesday, August 26, 2014

I will not apologize for not posting for 2 weeks.

Instead, I'll just insult you.


Consider this: in spite of a severe drought in California, filthy-rich freaks like Oprah have found a way around water rationing: they truck in their own water.


This long NYT article about the debt-collection "business" shows how little has changed in the last 100 years. Stop paying off a loan, and a big guy from an invisible company with questionable morals will still come after you.


Need more proof that Metafilter is a basement-dweller website? Try this. And if that's not enough, consider their member "hippybear" and his taste/obsession for the worst of 80s dance music.


Not everybody loves Uber, ya know.


I told you that Clarkson is a twat. The BBC is finally starting to realize it.


Why did MTV stop running music videos? Because their teenaged moron viewers want reality-show crap instead, okay? "Not our fucking demo anymore!" The battle cry of the death of television!


Don't forget, it's the 100th anniversary of tear gas! Woo-hoo!

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