WHEEEEEE

Just another stupid webcomic: Hospitality Included.

Just another stupid-as-can-be Tumblr blog: Food On My Dog.
Yes, it is enormously popular.

John Williams' website is still going. And not getting prettier,
nor are his products getting more believable.

THERE IS NO FREE LUNCH. Okay?

There was an Optimize Google plugin for Firefox, developed by an independent free-software team, that could be used to anonymize your Google usage. Unfortunately, Google has been changing how their websites work a great deal, forcing the Optimize Google developers to give up. Bonus: the anonymous-user Google scraper Scroogle has recently been pulled down by DDOS attacks, making use of Google a guaranteed privacy violation. Have a nice day.

Brett Reynolds is a PUTZ

Brett Reynolds is a PUTZ.

The Austin police are your friends!

Brett Reynolds is a PUTZ.

The Tuscaloosa police are your friends!

Brett Reynolds is a PUTZ.

Ukraine is a happy, happy place.

Brett Reynolds is a PUTZ.

Go ahead smartass, explain Goaste to the rest of us.

Brett Reynolds is a PUTZ.

This is apparently one of the highest-rated comments on Stack Overflow. Fucking nerds.

Brett Reynolds is a PUTZ.

Oh? Yup. I believe it.

Brett Reynolds is a PUTZ.

Funnily, I keep telling people what a shithole Reddit is, and they don't believe me.

Brett Reynolds is a PUTZ.

Edible Geography is an interesting blog. Too bad most of the readers are disgusting, pretentious hipster idiots.

(You'll find out who Brett Reynolds is, later.)

I'M NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL

Ha ha ha. Ha.

You know the good times are rolling, when the assholes at the Federal Reserve are giggling in their meetings. Not so much giggling anymore.

Bad Webcomics: NonCanon. Go ahead, waste time and look at the other frames.

Better: The Anime Club. Painfully accurate. Luckily, they all die.

Yeah, this is predictable. Happens every day in NYC. Behold the Mighty Empire.

Bad Rave Flyers, anyone? Note that most of them are from Philly.

If you hate being defamed by Wikipedia...consider poor Tom Green. (No, not the famous Tom Green, he's just ruining the life of the other Tom Green.)

Insane Artist Corner: There's something wrong with Van Arno.
Love the mural, although I'm reasonably certain that Susan B. Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton never wore lime-green bikinis.

Would you pay $16,000 for a 40-year-old EMS Synthi AKS? Well?

ARRSEpedia is amazing. The most honest wiki in the world, apparently run by some very pissed-off British Army people. Their article about "walts", or wannabe soldiers, is a classic.

I was amazed to discover recently that Virtual Vikki's Treehouse, one of the oldest websites (founded in 1994), is still up. It was also one of the first websites for "furries". Yes, furries and the World Wide Web go together like peanut butter and chocolate.
Barf, puke.

The All-American Boy!

We did goths in trees.
Now for Goths In Hot Weather.


Why not develop applications for the iPhone/iPad platform? Welll......


I should tell you about Seacrypt. They do, however, seem remarkably Bauhaus-like, and I'm not sure if this is intentional or not.


Insane Artist Corner: just another Deviant Art nerd who delivers extreme-pukey-cutesy: Matt Sella, take a bow.


Just a small reminder: all that crap in the news about the Republican presidential race is distraction. People should really know about, and be active in, the politics of their country and city. But instead, the media feeds us this idiotic vaudeville routine. The NDAA was slipped thru while average folks were occupied with trivial shit like the holidays, football playoffs, and Mitt Romney's glazed expression/Newt Gingrich's assholery/you name it. And if the shitheads of Wikipedia hadn't protested SOPA (using voter fraud to gain the approval of their absurd "community"), it probably would have gone thru with no problems.

Obviously, vaudeville still works. Give yourselves a round of applause. Easy marks, yeah! Suckers!

Maek PHaaaaAT BEATZ n shit, yo.

MITTENS!

Let me give you a little bit of history.

Mitt's father was George W. Romney.

George was the second, and most dominant, CEO of the
Number 3 automaker in America, American Motors.
He ran the place from its inception in 1954 until leaving
in 1962 to run for governor of Michigan. He turned it into
a massive success (his successors are the ones who gave us
the Gremlin, the Pacer and the Eagle, often listed among
the worst cars ever made--and ran the company into the
ground in the 1980s.)

By all accounts he was a good governor, and oddly enough, he
was in favor of civil rights--a position that bought him much
abuse from the Mormon church. This despite his high placement
within the LDS leadership.

"In January 1964, Quorum of the Twelve Apostles member
Delbert L. Stapley wrote him that a proposed civil rights bill
was "vicious legislation" and telling him that "the Lord had
placed the curse upon the Negro" and it was not for men to
remove it....Romney refused to change his position and
increased his efforts towards civil rights."

While LBJ was sending federal troops to Detroit during the 1965 riots,
Romney was trying to calm things down. Romney was regarded as a
political "doer" and a good governor. He even renounced his support
for the Vietnam war by 1967, claiming he'd been "brainwashed". That
was later used against him when he ran for the GOP Presidential
nomination against Nixon.

That was a different time, but I'd still like to know:
why can't the fucking Republicans have a courageous moderate
like George Romney in the Republican Presidential race?
Why, instead, do they get his idiot son? And Santorum as the
major opponent?

(The first one who says "RONPAUL" will have his nuts removed.
And PS, I still think George Romney was a crank--
he ended up working for his arch-enemy, Nixon.
So, not all that well-principled after all.
Typically Republican of him.)

;P;P;P;P;P;P

EH? WAZZAT?


Ever heard of the Buzyinski Clinic? I think there's something wrong with their cancer therapy. Just a hunch.



Metafilter Is Shit: why did the idiot delete this? Did someone shit in his Magical Hipster Cornflakes?



Just another high-quality Nicodou video. That's all it is.

Now you should feel special.

2012, no end of the world in sight

Blog Hell: Goths up trees. Because.

At last, finally, people are beginning to figure out that Best Buy is a bad retailer. It only took them about 20 years.

Dunno about other countries, but animal shelters in the US are usually badly run and corrupt. Good example is the one in Healdsburg. Being in Sonoma County wine country, and having lots of $$$, is no guarantee of quality.

Metafilter Is Shit: read the comments below this. Comic book characters are very, very important, dammit.

Americans are whiny little bitches, and would rather give money to a massage therapist or a chiropractor than to an actual doctor. Especially when they've been injured in a car accident.

I would tell you about Carrie Becker's art installations, but she's gotten too damn much publicity lately.

The food sucks, the food sucks!

Denis Leary is still a cool guy....

The city of Ukiah, in its infinite wisdom, has finally realized that the owner of the "historic" Palace Hotel has no money and no intention of renovating it. So......

Insane Artist Corner: Slugbox. Because of the pony pinups. (You have to use a DeviantArt account to see them. Sorry. PS, you can buy prints of them. No matter what it is, cartoonists just have to put big tits on it.)

BTW: The bronies are restless!

It's so.......soothing.......

Since I was a child......

....cereal-box mascots have become crazed monsters.

For example, this is what the Lucky Charms
leprechaun looked like in the 1970s:

And today.....screaming crackhead.
(I don't think it's from the sugar in the cereal.)

Cap'n Crunch when he first appeared in the mid-1960s.
In spite of the sword, he didn't seem at all threatening:

Today, he's a dangerous screaming lunatic with dilated eyes.
And a shank.

The Froot Loops mascot, Toucan Sam,

was charming and colorful in the 1960s.

Today, he's also screaming. With joy or fear, we can't tell.

Follow your nose, my ass.

Same thing with the Trix rabbit.
And I'm not the only one to notice this.

The worst are the Rice Krispies elves, Snap, Crackle and Pop.
In the 1950s they were charming little scamps who
would cheerfully peel and slice a banana for you.

Today, they're HORRIBLE.