Wednesday, December 10, 2014

hope it falls off

The bastards of the Illinois Assembly passed a law that made recording police on the street illegal, a court overturned it, and now they're trying again. (And I had to use a link to Reason, because there's been very little "mainstream" coverage of this.)


Good article about the stalling of progress. It's easy: baby boomers are old and in the way.


In case you need more reminding of why Mormon extremists are bad people, and Arizona and Utah can eat collective shit and die, read this.


Me sad, because more furry conventions don't get evacuated due to poison gas.


And I want to see Jeff Bezos, shoved entirely up an elephant's ass. Why can't we have these little things?

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

This is how you know a newspaper is a spineless shitrag.

When they run "apologies" like this.


And this is how you know Metafilter Is Shit: on Friday, their top-voted item was (predictably) about the fucking Star Wars trailer.


Meanwhile, someone tried to post a legitimate item about the Gilbert school board's book censorship, and that ugly asshole Matt Haughey killed it: "Sorry this seems like outrageous dumb thing that happened". Keep it up, Matt, you chode, great job so far!


All that crap about Buffalo's 10 feet of snow, and hardly anyone noticed this. Hey, that's the Buffalo we all know and love!


Deadly banana! Murderous toy gun! Oh god oh god, we're surrounded by terror and crime! Let's spy on everyone! Tell those Wonderful Men and Women Of Law Enforcement to go out and shoot some more 12-year-olds!


It's nice to see that Hobbs is still a dump. If I were him, I'd do a lot more than drink on the job and fuck patients. I'd nuke that shithole.


Speaking of which, anyone got some plutonium?
Because the government evidently doesn't. Or do they?

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

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"Over the last fifteen months, the columns and op-ed pages of the New York Times and the Washington Post have bulged with the compressed flatulence of commentators intent on dismissing warnings about encroachments on civil liberties. Indeed, in recent months soi-disant liberal intellectuals such as Sean Wilentz, George Packer and Michael Kinsley have employed the Edward Snowden affair to mount a fresh series of attacks. They claim that Snowden, Glenn Greenwald and those associated with them neither respect democracy nor understand political responsibility." In short, American progressivism has a problem with its "punditry class". Another example of a "great empire" slowly fading away.

Meanwhile, the increasingly-disgusting NSA is spying on American politicians. And occasionally blackmailing them. And no one in Washington seems to care.

"These sources say the searches occurred individually and in small groups, and that the juveniles were asked to remove all their clothes, to squat, and to cough." Philly, baby! Anal searches on children!

Insane Artist Corner: Jonathan Payne's Fleshlettes. Yes, he sells them on Etsy.

One of the greatest Flash games ever made, now banned from the Android Store: Ass Hunter!

Do you like to see whiny little hipster fucks complaining about their balls? Consider what Drew Magary said after he had a vasectomy and developed a hematoma. The comments add to the fun. Manchildren really do think their deez-nuts are the Center Of The Universe. Hah.

Did you know that one of the major right-wing talk radio networks was founded by a nut who used to run a quack hypnotism scam? Read the story of Talk Radio Network; the outfit that first brought us Art Bell, then Michael Savage, and now gives airtime to Kevin Sorbo's wife and the security chief from Babylon 5. No, I am not making any of this up.

Could be worse, you could be stuck in North Dakota.

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